Things I would like to have

I would love to have a way of storing little pop up alerts on my computer; when I opened a certain program it would give me little reminders about mistakes I might make in the future, etc. Like when I open MSExcel a warning would appear and say, helpfully, "Remember to manually format the precision of the numeric cells if you are going to save this file as a .dbf!"

I would also love to have a way of storing little pop up alerts on contact lenses; the alerts would appear when I did certain things. Like when I reached for the knob on the front door a warning would appear and say, helpfully, "Don't forget your keys again, dammit!".